"relationship complications"
AKHLAB: how's your day been?usmlablab: alright
AKHLAB: would you like to go out on wednesday?
usmlablab: where?
AKHLAB: dinner and a MOVIE!
usmlablab: lol
usmlablab: sure
AKHLAB: :)
AKHLAB: but the deal is, one of us has to pick the dinner place and the other has to pick the movie
usmlablab: uh oh
usmlablab: okay
usmlablab: which do you want to pick?
AKHLAB: here's how
AKHLAB: pick a number between 1 and 10, but not yet
usmlablab: why so complicated?
AKHLAB: i'll pick two, one for food and one for movie
AKHLAB: whichever of mine you are closest to, that's what you'll pick and i'll pick the other
AKHLAB: now go
usmlablab: 5
AKHLAB: pick again
usmlablab: why?
usmlablab: hehe...i knew if i picked 5 it would screw you up....
AKHLAB: because i was trying to be fair
usmlablab: how so?
AKHLAB: now pick again and i'm being unfair
AKHLAB: by putting them equally spaced
usmlablab: what do you mean?
usmlablab: you're confusing me!
usmlablab: 7
AKHLAB: you pick the movie
usmlablab: alrighty
usmlablab: does that make you cringe?
usmlablab: :D